starllex:

star-casm:

starllex:

im looking at this gif 

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but all i see is

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a penis 

or a little squid c:

this is the cutest most innocent thing ive read all day what are you doing on this website

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theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

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drunkdilf:

isn’t it weird to think that most people you know had sex? that cute old lady sitting next to you on the bus? prob choked on a dick at one point in her life

(Source: cyberho)

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art-of-swords:

Kiem Sword

  • Dated: 19th century
  • Culture: Vietnamese
  • Medium: steel, ivory/bone, silver, silk, leather

The more common form of Vietnamese sword is the curved variety based on the Dao of China, known to collectors as a ‘guom’, but this rarer straight form is generally known as a ‘kiem’, related to the Jian straight sword of China.

Source: Copyright © 2014 Historical Arms and Armor

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allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:

mononocake:

314eater:

The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches

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you looking for this my friend?

why is there a gif for this

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As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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i-ran-over-oprah:

jensleys:

What if instead of moaning when you orgasmed you yodeled

What do you mean what if

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micthemicrophone:

yellowfur:

q8yshadow:

i didn’t know knuckles got turned into a pokemon o0o……
or probably a new mega evo~? :D

>Weavile>Weavil>Weavi>Weav>Wea>We>We want hoenn remakesHoenn confirmed

i’M SCREAMING FOR MEGA WEAVILE.

micthemicrophone:

yellowfur:

q8yshadow:

i didn’t know knuckles got turned into a pokemon o0o……

or probably a new mega evo~? :D

>Weavile
>Weavil
>Weavi
>Weav
>Wea
>We
>We want hoenn remakes

Hoenn confirmed

i’M SCREAMING FOR MEGA WEAVILE.

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